Ali’s Blog =P

Some people would know I like funny quotes and sayings, just cause they lighten up your day. So here are some I thought I would share.. to lighten up anyone’s day:

• If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?

• I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I must be perfect!

• When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, “Has the bus come yet?” If the bus came would I be standing here?

• The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.

• Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? …He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes.

• You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said ‘Parking Fine.’ So that was nice. 

• I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

• Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma. 

• Light travels faster than sound: this is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

• If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

• If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?